Cure to Low Physical Esteem

Even if you live in the most remote jungle on the planet, chances are you will meet at least one person who has had some form of physical augmentation done to their body.

It could be in the form of liposuction, breast reduction, face lift, breast augmentation, nose lift, or even had their eye lids operated on.

Now if you, or someone you know has low physical esteem, well, the solution is easy.

We had to live with it

Back in the days when plastic surgery and other operations were dangerous and expensive, people simply had to deal with themselves.

Some may be defects, but others just involved feeling of inadequacy because they wanted to be whiter or darker, lighter or heavier.

And since people didn’t have access to money or to technology, they had to live with looking the way they did.

We now have a choice

But thanks to advances in science, operations have become so cheap and safe that they are quite common today.

In fact, getting an operation can be done as on an out-patient basis or out of a hospital enabling people get to go home on the same day of their operation.

In my case, I am sometimes shocked to see former classmates who look totally different now. Some have pointed noses, others have larger chests, and even others look, um, like the opposite sex.

For those who don’t choose

But for those of us who refuse to undergo the knife, or who just don’t have the cash for it, fear not. There is a simple cure to all your worries.

Don’t like the sight of your flat nose? Don’t worry. Hate the look of those love handles? No problem. Can’t stand viewing your flabby arms and legs? Banish all that anxiety.

The answer to all your problems is simple – don’t look in the mirror!

“That’s not a solution,” you say.

Well, why can’t it be the solution?

You ever hear of the term “Out of sight, out of mind?” If not, it means that if you don’t think about it, ain’t a problem.

And since I have been using this solution for years, I will attest to its effectiveness. It’s better than going under the knife, getting your fat sucked out, or even getting parts of your buttocks transferred to your face.

Yes, I will admit I may not be the best looking man on the planet, but that does not mean that I am not the best man on the planet.

And while I don’t have the looks, I always tell myself that looks are fleeting. By the time we all get to be a hundred, those rock hard abs and buns of steel will turn to mush anyway. So why bother waging battles against nature and gravity when you’ll just lose the war in the end?

You’d be better off buying a spanking brand new Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4.

“Now why would I blow my money on that,” you ask? Especially when I could get some serious body sculpting and plastic surgery?

Well, to answer that, come over with me to this dark corner, away from everyone else. The secret I share with you is this– That car will make anyone look good.

It doesn’t matter if you look like me, because when you’re in it, you’ll look like a Greek god beside everyone else.

Not only that, but you won’t get the urge to sit your face down every time someone offers you a chair if you get one of these babies.

The new me

You’re probably wondering how I got started not bothering with all the mirrors.

Now that you ask, the answer is actually a bit fuzzy…

All I remember is that I used to be teased a lot when I was a kid. When I entered my teens, I went through the grooming stage. Every mirror became an opportunity to comb my hair, adjust my collar, straighten my pants… well, you get the picture.

But no matter how much I groomed myself, I just never came close to the guys at the bottom of the class. Yes, they were dumb as donkeys, but hey, they looked good to the girls.

But then after a few awkward years, I realized that while girls do like being around good looking guys, it’s the ugly grizzled rock stars and portly comedians that get them in the end.

So from that moment forward, I decided that looking at myself in mirrors was just a waste of time.

All it took was to change my habits, keep an open mind, and focus on the more important things in life and Tada! I was a new man.

So for those of you who think that Brad Pitt is good looking, go see an eye doctor ‘coz he ain’t. Or for those who consider Tom Cruise is a hunk, you’re mistaken ‘coz he’s short. Or that Hugh Grant is divine, you’re wrong ‘coz he’s wall-eyed.

The point is, no one is perfect. And while these men have their flaws, they don’t dwell on them.

I suggest you do the same.

Final Thoughts

So the next time you come across really reflective objects do what I do. Ignore them because mirrors aren’t your friends. And after a while, you’ll actually begin to feel like a million bucks.

So ditch those operations because they just won’t do anything for you. Sure, you may look good on the outside but if you look bad on the inside, no amount of plastic surgery will make you feel good.

And feeling good about yourself is all that really matters.

See? That wasn’t so hard, now was it?

Incidentally, don’t be alarmed when you see an unfamiliar face staring back at you when you come across a mirror. Just do what I do– laugh. Hard.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!