One evening, in between gulps of Super Dry, one of my friends was seriously concerned his wife may be a fake 80s baby. He explained that advances in plastic surgery may have made his wife look much younger than her real age. He was worried that she might really be a 70s or, perish the…
Alas, there have been many that have taken my 80s baby test in my previous article only to get a passing grade. This has brought about worldwide chaos as all sorts of fakers have begun to sprout up all over the place. I mean, it has gotten so bad that we may face the end…
If you are in your 40s, chances are you are someone who grew up in the 1980s. But then there are 80s babies and there are 80s BABIES. I put together a list that will reveal the true purists over those who merely coasted through the 80s below. You are a real 80s BABY if:…
As I was waiting for the elevator to whisk me down and out of the office, I noticed another person waiting in the corridor. He was wearing tight pants, which seems to be the “in” thing now a days. I did a double take on him and realized how ridiculous I must have looked when…